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� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - April04 - I guess I should write something. I've been home for the last two days because I have a cold. I've been playing Hitman47 and looking a huge amounts of porn. I went to the auto show on Saturday. Haha I wasted a role of 36 pictures on nice imports. Oh yea, and I got Mike Bibby's autograph. Haha. I have a really cool new affiliate: full warez downloadz. Oh and this site too: themeless.com.Good stuff. Now. Who the fuck searched for: pics of sandwhiches and found my site?? Thats just fucking messed up. Keep voting for DAGIMP and check out some of my top referers: buzman.org , deviantonline.com and corpsie.com.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March29 - No No No. What are you doing? Stoopid commercials are starting to piss me off. Like that lame ass Maury Povich commercial where hes acting all enthusiastic and hes got that harsh blazer with the question marks on and hes trying to get you to buy this crappy book with fifteen thousand ways to exploit the governments money. Haha. Or I saw that fucking potty putter commercial today. Its a fucking rug that like the green in golf which goes around your toilet and you putt the golf ball onto the little hole with your plastic putter will sitting on the can. Haha. Or what about that lame BYOC commercial from much music. Good message though but extremely lame presentation. It appears as if I have a discruntled fan and a horny fan. I suppose I owe a few plugs and links to: plsthxbye.com, , de-railed.org , suicidalist.com and damionet.com. I cant wait until Saturday baby! Autoshow opens!! Its like a religious holiday to me.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March27 - Excuse me really hot chick but what are you doing on the internet? You should be somewhere within a few feet of dagimp. And/Or on a portal having lezbian sex with her. I was driving down the street today and i think i saw this hottie. Atleast it looked like her. I guess I can welcome this crazy ass site to dagimp's realm: skrog.cjb.net. That site doesnt have any hunnies. Back to school and I have homework already. Oh yea. A personal request from school for a shout. Ernie(Ryan) you fucking retard you like goodie stuff eh?... go to here you dumbbitch. Thanks for the sweet plug bog.org.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March26 - What the fuck is going on here? That kinda reflects what happens on this shitty site with all the crappy content. I dunno. Umm. I kinda missed a little happy brithday announcement to my buddy Damio. I would also like to welcome a big name to my Buddies list: corpsie.com. Also I have to send out some plugs to dogbomb.co.uk , classorsex.com , sn0wsurfer.org and b0g.org who plugged me with a rather ugly lie. Damn it. Spring break is over. Didnt it used to be two weeks long in elementary? I dont even know. Then again what the fuck do I know? Hey! vote for me.Im gonna go watch motorvision! Oh shit. Every few damn minutes somwthing new... dagimp has just been linked on halo64.net. Buddies were adjusted according to referers.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March25 - Hmm. I thought this was a pretty cool motto to start off with today. I need that. Heh. I found the thing(s) which are the driving force behind DAGIMP. Oh and.... the only question is medium or large. Yes that was lame, but its behind us now. I found something wierd in my stats yesterday. It seems as if some retard actually bookmarked this shitty site. Thanks Theeph for the plug. Seeing as Iam on a mad rampage to link anything and everything I will tell you to go to: scan fun and mortystwistedworld.com.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March23 - Thanks ernieshouseofwhoopass.com for the leet link. Spring Break? What Spring Break? I have no Spring Break. I have to fuckn work everyday. Oh shit, Im so tired...but its all worth it. I got my paycheck today. $232 for four days of fuckn labour. Stoopid money. I cant spend it either...its all gotta go in the bank so I can get a car cuz i gotta drive to post secondary somewhere next year. Wanna see dagimp2? Its not really supposed to be around...its more of my porn and random pics hosting. I have noting to say except:VOTE for me. Im always looking for Buddies so email me or aim da9imp.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March22 - *Sighs. Beware of Gimp. Im so tired. This is gonna be an anally shitty post. I have to go to work everyday at seven in the morning and I get home at five. I work in a machine shop and its not pussy work at all. Im so proud. I got my first hit from my native Hungary. I kinda felt like this and/or this. I dont have anything twisted for you right now to go to corpsie.com. I got asked to be linked by: being towards death. Because Im a nice guy. I will not comment on this site just give this guy his damn link. AIM Me.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March20 - w00t w00t poopyhead? Word of the day: Shit. In a good way for the amount of new elite buddies which I will list now in no particular order: sixfingeredmonkey.com , buildingon3.com , madmugumbo.com , phuckeduponline.cjb.net , and finally: hoopee.com. Thanks again for your banners, I added them all to the rotaion. More banners are welcome. Shit in a bad way cuz I had to change the cars flat tire today. I got my hands all dirty and now this brake dust and shit doesnt want to come off my hands. Shit. In a good way cuz me and theeph are gonna work on a little project for you retards. Also for now go to a really good shit hole: curaritribe.com. This site is growing fast, I even cracked up on this shit. Funny stuff going on there for you silly puddings. I feel like a fuckn plug despenser. SHIT.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March19 - w00t w00t? DAGIMP says: its time for another pointless post. In the last post I said I added you banners to the rotaion, heh I didnt, but I will now. Lets see. We have the banners from: classorsex.com, and stupidteenshit.org. Im still looking for more buddies so: email dagimp. I was bored so I decided to make my own car show. I hope you all remember the wall. I will still accept your buttons for that. Another GIMP Production for GIMP-ART: banner. I stumbled across a really hot chick through my journeys today! For now you silly puddings should go to a couple personal buddy sites: pheends.org | damionet.com | sw33shyt.cjb.net - DAGIMP

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March18 - Hey! dont diss the Snail. He's elite. He slowly made his way to V O T I N G. I had a BigXtra today and then I talked to Scriv, some ugly ass retarded fool from Scotland. I cracked up on his accent for a few minutes but when he told me there was no BigXtra in Scotland. I almost shit myself. How can ya live without a BigXtra? Oh well. Another retarded week goes by... This week im gonna use my new banner on the E/N Top 100 of Markside, and my new description too. " You are not as fat as you think you are " - Baz Luhrmann. Thanks for sending me your banners you ugly people. Ill add them into the banner rotation right now. Done. " Dont read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly " - Baz Luhrmann. I lubb that song: Everybodys Free. Its full of good stuff. Im starting to get pissed off with all these retards and there really lame ass names on msn, aim, and icq. Ex: $uicidal_Ten[)encies, HPY NEW YR ALL, Iam only a bitch on days that end with a 'y'. These pathetic names piss me off. And they cant stick to them, they change thier stoopid names every five fuckn minutes. Anyway people talk to me:Aim da9imp. Bure rocks! Watchn Hockey Night In Canada. #52 babY! Awww shit. 53. Oh gee. Thanks Bure. Hattrick! but now Im gonna write another line. Oh well. I was looking through my referers and I saw something odd: blackrage.org and stardogradio.com. Go to those sites! Elite!

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March16 - Half way through another month. Shit. Surprisinly Im still alive on the Markside T100. I lubb joo all for your V O T E. That last post(15th)was kinda funny and it took a weeks worth of my resources of thinking. I dunno fellas. I did something retarded becuase I was bored: Random Linkage at the bottom. I suppose you can send me your banners or url to banners. I also need new buddies, so get off your cans and email me with your info and request. Well. I updated the fan section with that new pic. Umm. I guess I can tell you about my linkage on druglife.net. Damio been doing a good job on his site...go there: Damionet.com.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March15 - Heh. I dunno whats worse. Being a really hot pornstar with a minor blemish on your bum...oh man. It looks like a butt-pimple. Haha. Or getting fucked by a dog. Ha. Im sure that all three concerned would V O T E for me. Well... maybe not the dog... you get the picture. So you know what to do. Hey you silly puddings. I lubb joo too. I got some more fan signs! This time its a hottie named Sally. Lets see what we have: Sally1 and Sally2. That was pretty cool, but after that i was still bored so I decided to make another hot banner for you ugly retards to look at. I have to go watch Voyager now so go to hoopee.com.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March14 - Hmm. Maybe I should try another approach at this. If your looking for cheese graters and porn you've come to the right place. If not I dont care. I still want you to V O T E. However, if you think this is the shittiest ugly mother ^$!#@ site in the world you should still V O T E for me so that others can come to my site and laugh and diss my site. Either way we both win! = ). Cheese graters? What? Yes. Dagimp accepts the fact that cheese grater masterbation is very common. Therefore if your looking for a place to chill where cheese grater and bulb planter masterbation is ok, then stay. Prehaps you could check out the porn or my ugly fan section. If you dont want either then your either gay or in a really constipated state. Therefore you deserve to die and/or get the fuck out.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March11 - I feel lubbed. After my last post I got a sudden increase in fan signs. I dunno where to start. I got one from Kelly. I got two from this ugly fucker: Holashy1 and Holashy2. Heh. He must be cool. Hes chilin with some chick. But hes still an ugly fucker. Hmm. Oh. Dont forget that really hot chick. Im sure that all these silly puddings will VOTE. Thanks 'cool' people. Hmm. What else? Oh yea. I got a webcam on Saturday! So if you see an ugly inhumane beast in the Gimp Cam portal you'll know its me. But if by any chance your first reaction is: " look at that retard mommy "... then howz bout you send me some more fan signs or something! So I guess I can start up some section having to do with my cam. Hmm. Lets call it ' Gimpy Pics '. Look for that ib the next few days. Thanks for coming here... now get lost. Or do something worthwhile like vote or talk to lonely ol'me. Oh. And/Or check out the growing fan section.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March10 - Respect Da Game mother fucker. Thats your reason to V O T E. Heh. I saved the two fan signs from girls for the last week in hopes that I might get more after I asked for more fan signs. Anywayz. I got one from Amber and one from a really hot chick. Well atleast I know I can count on them for thier clicking on this gorgeous link. Thanks babes. Pink - You Make Me Sick. Now thats some good cruzin music in the good weather. Im gonna try to get some cruzin in this weekend. Heh. I have a raincheck for a free car wash. Hey, you silly pudding.... wanna touch my bum bum. If not... click this link. Do something you retards. Bah. You know I was Hired To Kill ugly webmasters right? If not. Get lost really rapidly. Actually dont get lost. Go to appelsap.com.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March09 - Happy Birthday Bonnie. I lubb my g/f. Anywayz. You know what you have to do when your here: vote. Mmm. Im having a Bounty Bar, I havent had one of those for a few years. I picked it up at a Hungarian deli. Seeing as Iam Hungarian I bought a whole bunch of yunny stuff likes deserts and food and junk. Does walking down the street with a 600mL bottle in my pants stuck up like and irrection make me cool? Well I did that today cuz I was happy after I had a can of Iced Tea and some Fruitopia shit. Oh and I was mooing like a cow. Kinda embarased Damio. Haha. Oh wellz. Now. I noticed a sudden jump in FFA Links. Hmm. I guess its ok after my after my my motivational speech to you donkey jumpers. Haha, I was so proud of that. Damn this stoopid shit box. My resources suck. Yummies. I get too go to the company dinna with my g/f on Saturday. My unlce rules. I work at his Machine Shop. $12/ hour and its fun! So you retards dont forget to V O T E. Heh. I gotta go watch Little House On The Praire Now. Lata my silly puddings.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March07 - You have found DAGIMP.ORG > Im prolly on Aim or . If im not there, Im either looking at porn or out killing ugly webmasters Thats what I do... cant you realize that. Idiot! ... but if you need a link sometime within the next few days Ill have it stuck up your ass by a back-jumping anal rapist or tatooed to your face with my fist. I dont care how you want the link, its all up to me. If you dont like it, I dont care. Fuck Off. If you dont fuck around and you have a good site, Ill give you a variety of links. If you do fuck around Ill come and blow up your toilet. So if you wanna be under my buddies list, shut up. If you want to be under elite sites with a button. Fuck you. Whats a button link these days anywayz. Shut up with the button. If you want something crazy like first on-top of my Buddies list, Ill Kill You Fucker! If you like porn and cheese graters you've come to the right place. If not your an Idiot and you deserve to die! So email me your url, button url, site description, and your IQ. Cuz if your stoopid Ill come over and maybe Ill give you a link or maybe Ill break off your arms for coming to my site. Oh yea! Fucking vote for me. Have a nice day. Oh yea. The ugly webmaster was theeph. Sign was for a hottie.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March06 - Yay! I talked to my friend Ernie from Toronto today. He moved away last week, but I know I can still count on him for hisV O T E. Thanks Ernie. I was browsing through this crap we call the 'net' and i found some really hot chicks. Lets just call them: hottie1,hottie2, and hottie 3 & 4. I guess I have to tell you silly puddings about a couple new uglies on my page: deviantonline.com and vandalized.net. Heh. A piece of advice: Dont masterbate with a cheese grater. It'll leave a nasty mark and you'll feel it too! WOWSERS. I lubb joo niggernazi dot com ** they be using my full banner on their page! Now we can really Fuck The Crackers! Elite.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March05 - Hellow Markside Top100 visitors. Actually hellow to all you silly puddings. Now that you are here I require you to close the porn windows and VOTE for me. You know I also have porn on this site. So vote and then go and view your silly pornography. Hec. Ill even thow in an elite image for yaz. What? more?...Heh. It looks like you people like my banner on the E/N T100. Im not doing bad today. Hahaw. I was looking through my referers...THP Great Porn. All this talk of porn makes me feel like masturbating. What The Fuck Is This? Get the hell out before I get pissed off and decide to masterbate with my cheese grater again.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March04 - Another week goes by...atleast t'was a fast one. I kinda dropped off this past week on the E/N Top 100. So this week I know we are gonna get along just fine as long as you silly puddings keep voting for D A G I M P. I put up my newest banner for the the upcoming week on the Topsites list. Aahaha I just learned what E/N stands for. Now I officially know everything. * Thanks * Tomman of Sw33t Shyt. I was bored today after work so I made a new button for you uglies to gawk at. Oh great. I gotsa go to work on Sunday too. Its gonna be fun though. 1 sledge hammer. 1 Gimp. No Accuracy Whatsoever. Equals. Smashing Wooden crates and pallets.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March02 - V O T I N G is a good habit to get into. So is looking at porn, but voting is more important. Uh. I got hair cut. Uh. Yay. Tomorrow is Friday, so look forward to some new nonnude teen pics. I dunno people... Im kinda bored right now. I cant wait until spring break! Work work and more work. Means more money and a happy Gimp. You know what a good MP3 to download: Boomtang Boys - Popcorn ( Extra Butter Remix ) and/or Brooklyn Bounce - Bass, Beats & Belody ...the one thats 3:42 long. Thats some good shit. Did I ever say rap is queer? Well it is. Download those Mp3s and listen to some real shiiite. Actually wiretripn a buddy of mine makes some good industrial mix beats. Check out how my Buddies list grows. K1ll3r L1nx huh? Yes. That was lame.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - March01 - Earth-Quakes SUCK! Especially ones where I live. Although we were no where close to the epicenter we still felt it here in BC. Stoopid Quakes...all they do is shake the ground around and cause in some cases billions of dollars in damage and pointless loss of life. Well ha. We got to watch CBC Newsworld for an entire block. We didnt get hit too bad but you know....the sweaty palms of fright are a little unwelcome. I want everbody that servived to [ vote for me ]. Oh well. Some good news. I got another fan sign from Ghetalion of beefdart.com. Anywayz. Check out my schveet fan collection. I need a sign from a girl. C'mon girls. For now check out this elite site for all your twisted needs: buzman.org. Hmm. I just got an email. Elite: curaritribe.com. = )

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - Feb28 - DING DONG. DAGIMP is seriously a complete retard. Wondering why my page was giving you silly puddings a 403 forbidden error. Well it turns out I didnt upload my index page correctly. I stopped the transfer while it was uploading. Enough of my stoopidity. You silly puddings are going to have to make up for some lost votes during the last 24 hours. Bah. So Ive been messed up the last few days so no porn page to tell you about. Sorry but I have nothing to say except that F2S blowz chunks and I want you to add your link to my Free For All Links. I also want you to link me on your page. Contact me for that. Until then check out: beefdart.com.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - Feb27 - When the ^$%#@! is napster leaving? I hate dealing with silly puddings that claim to have T1 connections. Im on cable, but I've been getting the ugliest transfer rates ever. And then some hoser contacted me requesting a music video. Bah. Check this shit for yourself. Anywayz. I decided to try something new. Heh. Why not? I installed Netscape6. I was pretty pissed off after my shitty experiences. Hahaw. So I made a new banner. Im so proud. Its my first ever animated gif. Cool huh? Now vote for D A G I M P and go to one of my personal fav sites: plaiddevil. This site is full of elite stuff. Ill try to have the next nonnude section up by tomorrow. Lata smellies.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - Feb26 - The new GTI . Use your power wisely. What a gorgeous car. I had a couple irrational impulses this weekend. First when I got home after work on Saturday I decided to call a friend up. Say hi and whatnot/harass. Then I was a little hyper after I won a pool tournament that night. All I can say is this was a great weekend. I spent time with my friend that I've known since grade one. He is moving to Toronto. DAMN. Its only 3 1/2 provinces over on the map. SHIT. DAMN. Keep me happy by possibly voting or sending me fan signs. I gimped up my stat thingy real good. 0 time? Yea. So check out my fan section or go Fuck Society.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - Feb25 - I feel lubbed. Look at these ugly people that sent me fan signs. One from Jordie and one from Scriv of Holashy.com. Fans are cool. They send me awesome fan signs and they vote for me. Also I put up the new porn section yesterday. Well I have nothing to say so Im just gonna send your ugly arses off to a couple sites: niggernazi.com and buzman.org. Thats about it for now unless you people want to see some big names coming to my site boeing and gap.com. 0oo. The Gap. Yea. I know. T'was a shitty post.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - Feb22 - Ya ya I know. That last post was a little lame and maybe even a little desperate, but you can still lub me and express your lub for DAGIMP by voting for him. Nothing special no write about today. Maybe your lazyness. Out of a lot of you ugly and silly puddings that were here...four of you managed to add your link to my Free For All Links. Pathetic. Aww I cant stay mad at you uglies. I lub joo. Hmm. Well I guess Ill send you towards DAMIONET dot com for now. Hes been working really hard on his page, so pay him a quick visit. Im bored and hungry now after such a hurting post. FOOD ME. Oh Oh. I went to see Hannibal on Tuesday. I recommend you go see it. Damn Wednesdays and 59 cent hamburgers... only if I could use my Canadian Tire money at McDonalds. Mmm.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - Feb21 - I crack myself up. No its not my appearance or my above average intelligence. Actually 78% on my Math 12 Unit One exam might make me a little excited. Im gonna shut it now. But if you feel proud of me you should vote. I also changed the Weekly Wet to the monthly wet. Why? Because Im a lazy SOB , however I did add something next to pointless. Scroll down and submit your vote on the question from the new Monthly Poll. Hmm. something to look at: buzman dot org for all your twisted needs. Oh well. Send me more fan signs and add your link to the Free For All Links or prehaps even sign my Forum. Laterz my silly puddings.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - Feb20 - ROFL. I had lunch at school for the first time since grade eight. Aww yuck. Lets see where to start...Hmm. maybe the pasta and sauce that tasted like puke. Hmm. Or maybe the fries and gravy which were a little over salted. I think Im gonna stick with the cheese whiz sandwhiches for the rest of the school year. I put up a fan section today. Wanna be there?...you know what to do. Bah. I was bored so I fucked up / changed one of my banners. Hmm Haw. Windows XP? We are gonna grow to love it just as much as we love D A G I M P. Im gonna shut up now. Hehe. Now vote and keep quiet for a while while I prepare the new porn archive for the weekend.

� � ((�.=D=A=G=I=M=P=.�)) � � - Feb18 - Well...Sunday came around and no cheeseburers. Damn. But I got another fan sign. YAY. Ill see what I can do about putting up a fan section. I just need a couple more. Ahaha. DAGIMP has found something to occupy himself with...This is so hurting...but Im playing Boggle. Its one of those stoopid games I got out of my Lucky Charms! I also made a new banner with this really lamer program I found somewhere over the rainbow. Thats about it for now but vote for me and check out some Sw33t Shyt. Wanna know what else is sweet?...I think that sentance was pretty self explanitory. GeEez look at the total hits. Lata my silly puddings.

� � =D=A=G=I=M=P= � � - Feb17 - So...whos bored? Ahaha. Im so bored. These pointless posts dont help much either. This is a product of my moronic boredom: Unique Visitors. Heh. Being bored sux. I was thinking about making a little change on my page. Look at this slightly mutilated page of mine... What the hell was I thinking? DAGIMP has a webcam? Bah. I was planning on getting a webcam but Im not sure if I should. I hate Sundays. Damn that Markside Top 100, it resets on Sunday. The only thing good that comes out of Sunday is the 69 cent cheeseburgers. So if your here...please vote for me. OMG...I was browsing today and found something very disturbing. WTF is Windows XP?? Check out this crazy site: The Ctrl Alt Delete dot com. Ever feel like doing something extreme? Extreme Project Dot Com.

((�. DAGIMP.�)) - Feb16 - The beauties of flash five. Haha, you bunch of uglies...check out my banner. Its full size, Im just gonna have to shrink it when I use it as a normal banner to 468x60. Heh. So I hope you saw the example of my boredom. Are you turd monkees still voting for me? Its basically the bare minium I ask from you when you come to my site. I have a new buddy! Hahahaw. Check this out if you cant sleep your morons: sleepathon dot com. Right. Thats about it for now. Send me more fan signs.

- D a G i m P - - Feb15 - Heh. Its good to talk to some people you havent seen for a while. I talked to Amber today. YAY. She used to go to my school, but now she does night school. She was supposed to be in my Comparative Civilizations 12 class but heh I guess not. She has a good point though. School Sux and so do the people that attend my school. Especially these ugly ass kids: Damio , Theeph and Tomman. Ahaha naw Im kidding, they are cool kids. Here is an example of my complete idiotic: boredom. C'mon you silly puddings you know what to do: vote for me.

=DAGIM=P - Feb14 - Once in a year. Haha. Not quite as pointless: Send me your buttons and banners. Im gonna work on something. If you dont, Im gonna come and get'em. Either way i need your shit. *End non pointless shit. *Begin pointless shit post: Whoa i guess i got a little behind in the MP3 folder. Over the last day I've downloaded about 400 megs worth of trash. Muahaha I still want you to vote for me . Ha. check out this sw33t shyt. Thats about it for now. Oh yea. Hmm. Happy Valentines you pathetic monkeys. I Lub joO.

D A 9 I M P - Feb12 - If yor here you might as well vote for me. Your attention please. I wish to rave about pointless shit again. Whoa! The X-Files on Fox. Its the only decent show on American TV. This show is getting better all the time. Ofcourse Im a loyal fan of the show but last season was a little weak. This last episode of Sunday11 was elite. Those few seconds before the show starts are awesome. Someguy got attacked in a Subway by some slime or some shit, some chick boards the train and see this body with one third of his skin tissue gone. She screems. The intro track of the X-Files kicks in ...sends chills down your neck! Sweet! Chris Carter sets that up so perfect. AHAHA ODD. I was browsing through referrers and found some guy linked me. Heh What The Fuck Is This

Another stoopid post by D A G I M P.

D A 9 I M P - Feb11 - HA HAW. I mentioned the vote thing and votes came along. Finally! Heh. Vote Again you silly puddings. I dunno about you monkeys but Im going mad on this napster thingy. I have about 25 files transferring. So much for the 30 Gigs free I have. I heard that today was gonna be the last day so I decided to start downloading some shit. First Scour left us, and now Napster. This sux. Currently Iam using CuteMx to download this but its been screwing up lately. What? no more fan signs? Bah :P , non nude teenz archive 2 is up. New porn archive is on the way.

Another pointless post brought to you by D A G I M P.

D A G I M P - Feb08 - No No No. What are you doing? Stupid commercials piss me off. Check out the new GIMP banner. Cool huh? Buddies Rule once again. The only crappy thing about today or any other Wednesday is the damn limit at Mcdonalds of six Hamburgers. Grrr. Why the hell isnt anybody signing my FORUM ? Do something you dumb asses or I'll come around and blow up your toilets. Atleast VOTE ! !

DA GIMP - Feb04 - Holly shit!! It worked...my second fan sign has arrived in the mail from one 'antygone'. Who the hell? I dunno. Why the hell? I dunno. All that matters is that for some reason I own somebody! Once again Im gonna ask for more fan signs!?!

F A N S

DA GIMP - Feb03 - Chix with wet T shirts??? Check it out! The Weekly Wet is up! Buddies rule!...Send me more fan pics!

DA GIMP - Feb01 - YAY! More Buddies!WiReTRiPn DOT COM. Thats pretty much it for now. Oh, except that a new section will be added within the next day: wet t-shirt chix.

DA GIMP - Jan28 - Plug! Plug! Plug! #%!$^* - ||- SOMEIDIOT.COM -||- EHOWA.COM -|| - DISCO DOG Dot Something Slash Something-||- DAMIO - || - PROJECTX.ORG

Im beginning work on a couple new sections which should be up sometime this week. Lets work with the Free For All Links people. Oh, and sign the damn forum!

DA GIMP - Jan19 - I know this is pointless shit, but heh..what can I do. I don't have time for updates. Da Gimp has been playing Hitman47. Anywayz its a sweet enough game to keep me away from this stuff. However there is a new affiliate with DA GIMP. Check out PROJETX.ORG - Useless. But It has Porn. View at your own risk.

DA GIMP - Jan10 - Obscene Profits Of The Porn Biz?

They make fuckn bundles of money, get sex and all kinds of shit. Better watch out for those low fat foods... So I hear your trying to stay healthy?!? Have you heard of low-fat foods you stupid burger sucking slobs?...HA you better watch out for those too. Did you know that Heinz 'Wieght Watchers' Ice Cream contains Maltodextrin the same shit they use in the glue for postage stamps. Oh shit, and Nestle 'Fab' Ice Cream contains wood pulp , yea you heard me!..wood pulp. Bah. It turns out he had a crayon in his brain. Prehaps thats whats wrong with me...

DA GIMP - Jan05 - Alone in Da universe? Well Ha Ha if you are. I've uploaded my media lists for trade. Check them out.

Moviez List | Music Vidz List

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DA GIMP - Jan02 - VOTE...I know this is the GIM_PIEST f_cking S_I_TE you've ever seen...so... either vote or sign the guestbO_oK with your comments!...or else I'll come around blow up your toilet!

I hope you all had a good new years!..but heh..if you didnt...theres 35 new pics in Da Porn Archive

DA GIMP - Dec25 - I like to smell Downy!...You know..*the fabric softener*...Thats probably the only reason Iam called Da Gimp. Haha if your here you might as well VOTE for my site!

DA GIMP - Dec17 - RUNNING WINDOWS?

CRASH IT I daRe y0u!, C'mon..whImp!...holly !@#$ Disco Duck!..This is sweet. All these hits are awesome. Damn it, all of my snow is melting away and it was pissing rain last night. Heh, 4 whacks actually mailed me what they want for Christmas..Haha

DA GIMP - Dec15 - Finnaly!...Look at it.. damn it people look at it, heh finally snowed!..What a combination, driving and the snow, its awesome! Anywayz...Ive had a few problems over the last two days with the site, but its working fine now. I'll put up twice the amount of funnies and porn than I usually do. DA GIMPs getting Wireless!...what a sweet deal! Still wondering what you want for Christmas?...Email me what you want, and I'll put in a good word with the DA m@n! The DivX thingy is sweet!, Ive traded with three people and as i write this I've just recieved the forth request!...Mmmm, gotta jet, heh my BigXtra is here!

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